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Wednesday, March 18
Raise a Request
For those who are really keen on the grammar n finer aspects of the English Language, pls pardon my deviations from the standards that u define, cos i ve none to abide by...
To those who might exorcise themselves with the routine of goings through my random thoughts, my sincerest apologies for being a pain in the ass..n dont mistake me for not providing any consolations to those who have put their arses' on the line..(i intend u to throw light on the fact tat i, me , myself never take the pains to go thru my own work once its been thrown here...WHich is quite paradoxical to the blog title n i find it really amusuing in ways i , me ,myself never have explored to bring to my knowHOW... )
To those who might exorcise themselves with the routine of goings through my random thoughts, my sincerest apologies for being a pain in the ass..n dont mistake me for not providing any consolations to those who have put their arses' on the line..(i intend u to throw light on the fact tat i, me , myself never take the pains to go thru my own work once its been thrown here...WHich is quite paradoxical to the blog title n i find it really amusuing in ways i , me ,myself never have explored to bring to my knowHOW... )
A Vague Induction
Welcome one and all....
cutting the crap, i ll get to the point directly here..i dont even know why am i writing this over here r why the heck am i going through the procee of even telling u abt wat i feel should b let out(enuf crap already..get to the ...whatever u wanna call it..)
yup..
u jus use soap after usin the tissue paper r sometimes the usage of the tissue paper follows SOAP..whichever may be the case, the tissue does its job n ends up in the bin..sometimes it leaves the cosy pride of being in the purse or hands of the hottie chick and ends up getting crushed by the bitchy owner to end up........eventually in the BIN..ISNT IT SO OBVIOUS!!
(i dont have a clue to what the devil has conjured up here for his freak show...with my firgers crossed..)
Ah!! u lil brat!! look whos calling me the DEVIL..ignore his discrepencies n ambiguous disfigured degraded dreadful dough of dung..
wre was i??
THE TISSUE PAPER...
nothing really spl r noteworthy abt us..we jus take in the grime , molested jus because we r observant,..........
extending our services to all..I jus intend to kill some time typin all that i might ve actually written on a toilet paper while sittin uncomfortably in the loo(his ass is too biiig for the poor pretty petty toilet seat to accomodate his luxurious rear)
once again welcome ....one and all.....
cutting the crap, i ll get to the point directly here..i dont even know why am i writing this over here r why the heck am i going through the procee of even telling u abt wat i feel should b let out(enuf crap already..get to the ...whatever u wanna call it..)
yup..
u jus use soap after usin the tissue paper r sometimes the usage of the tissue paper follows SOAP..whichever may be the case, the tissue does its job n ends up in the bin..sometimes it leaves the cosy pride of being in the purse or hands of the hottie chick and ends up getting crushed by the bitchy owner to end up........eventually in the BIN..ISNT IT SO OBVIOUS!!
(i dont have a clue to what the devil has conjured up here for his freak show...with my firgers crossed..)
Ah!! u lil brat!! look whos calling me the DEVIL..ignore his discrepencies n ambiguous disfigured degraded dreadful dough of dung..
wre was i??
THE TISSUE PAPER...
nothing really spl r noteworthy abt us..we jus take in the grime , molested jus because we r observant,..........
extending our services to all..I jus intend to kill some time typin all that i might ve actually written on a toilet paper while sittin uncomfortably in the loo(his ass is too biiig for the poor pretty petty toilet seat to accomodate his luxurious rear)
once again welcome ....one and all.....
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